office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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