Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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