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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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