i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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