you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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