Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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