I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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