I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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