The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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