oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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