I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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