That's intense
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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