At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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