I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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