ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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