Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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