Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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