And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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