ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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