just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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