Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
we should paint friendship bongs
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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