My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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