Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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