Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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