Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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