We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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