yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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