Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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