Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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