am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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