He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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