there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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