I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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did i walk over a car last night?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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