nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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