I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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