And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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