i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she told me i tasted like america
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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