yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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