Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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