I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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