He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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