No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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