I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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