the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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