This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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