dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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