I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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