We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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