Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I have fence marks all over my body
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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