i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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